My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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