I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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