She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Let's get the cat blown out
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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