if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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