TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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