did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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