How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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go home
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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