I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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