i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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