I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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