I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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