Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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