You can't special order awesome
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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