I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How does one acquire holy water?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
false alarm, still single
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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