Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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