Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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