Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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