the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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