So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
