they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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