So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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