We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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