How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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