Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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