I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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