shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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