Yo dont text me then not text me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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