I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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