i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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