Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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