Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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