Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize