Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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