Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
try to milk me bitch
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
