We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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