i just google imaged poop.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Sober January is a disaster.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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