I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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