just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Randomize