suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.