Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.