is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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