I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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