yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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