The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize