I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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