I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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