Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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