I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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