Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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