oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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