Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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