The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
accomplished twins. life is a go
We need to rekindle our bromance
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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