if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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