Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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