Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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